- What are black holes? Things you get in black socks!
- What do you call the leader of a biology gang? The Nucleus!
- Why are chemists good at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions!
- What is a nuclear physicist's favourite meal? Fission chips!
- What does a geneticist wear when they want to look good? Designer genes!
- Why are frogs such happy creatures? Because they can eat whatever bugs them!
- What is the opposite of a cold front? A warm back!
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